It’s always the little things. This post is a dramatic, hilarious breakdown of how the tiniest tasks—like peeling stickers or plugging in a charger—can fully destroy your energy, your schedule, and your will to live. And no, we’re not exaggerating.

There’s always one. The person who waits until a conversation is over—just to summarize, add one more note, and remind you they exist. This is the roast of the Corporate One-Upper Emailer: the manager-energy menace of every inbox across America.